Category Archives: Beth Konopka Bergmann

Rolling With Your Homies

We’re in anxious times. Last week, as Covid-19 (coronavirus) started sweeping the nation and as our state began considering locking down, we started freaking out.

Your reaction may have been similar to ours:

-Watch news
-Check social media
-Read news
-Check social media
-Read about symptoms of Covid
-Watch news
-Check PubMed for statistical analysis of potential false positive rates
-Check social media
-Read up on the 1918 Flu Pandemic (Spanish Flu)
-Realize it’s been 17 hours since you moved from your couch and you’re no longer sure that you can because there’s no blood left in your lowerbody.

After we successfully got the cats to help us off the couch…

Greatest cat in the world

…we knew we needed a plan to keep ourselves afloat. We decided on two things:

1) For 5-10 hours per day we would do a micro-workout. Every hour, on the hour(ish), we would do a quick circuit of exercises. We’ll fill you in on that in a separate blog, but needless to say it involves the Fibonacci Sequence.

Fibonacci Sequence

I mean obviously, right?

2) We would start each day with a bit of gentle movement and soft tissue work. We have a very targeted foam rolling / lacrosse ball / double-track ball + mobilization + activation series for ourselves (and if you’re one of our clients, you probably have one too); but, we figured that a generic foam rolling series would be good for everyone (assuming you have a foam roller).

Quick note: the foam roller should feel a bit like a deep tissue massage, but nothing should create numbness, tingling, pin and needles, or any sort of sharp pain.

Get rolling, homies!

Food Friday! Leeks and Pork Belly

Difficulty Level: 3 PITAs (totally worth it though)

Cookware:
Cast Iron Pan

Ingredients:
4 whole cloves garlic, peeled and crushed
10 to 15 Chinese dried red chiles
8 ounces pork belly sliced into bite-size pieces
Dark green parts from 2 large leeks, washed and sliced
1 teaspoon sugar
1 tablespoon soy sauce

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Mr and Mrs Diet Food: 6 Grocery Shopping Strategies

In Mr. & Mrs. Diet Food: Kitchen Clean Out Part I and Part II we figured out what items to purge from your home and set up your kitchen for food prep and cooking greatness.

The next step is to venture a trip to your local grocery store to restock your kitchen. Tackling the grocery store is very important as the items you purchase will be the foundation for your continued nutritional success.

BUT BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING TO THE STORE…

 
1. Count your meals.

To make grocery shopping more like science and less like an episode of Super Market Sweep you should figure out your weekly food needs — before you go.

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Hacking the ‘Short Foot’

The short foot exercise is a technique recommended by Czech physiologist and postural expert Dr. Vladimir Janda, to build strength and endurance in the muscles that support the arch. The technique primarily strengthens the abductor hallucis muscle, an important dynamic stabilizer of the foot.

This video is a great example of how a traditional short foot is achieved and trained.

We cool? Short foot edification complete. Let’s talk some specifics.
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Deciphering Diets: The Medieval Game of Thrones Diet

Last time I wrote a Deciphering Diets article I touched on the basic underpinning of most diets;

“Most popular diets share the same common principals – which in theory is why they all work, at least for a period of time. Reduce total food intake, eat less junk, eat more whole foods, reduce refined carbohydrates, eat more vegetables, and stick to leaner meats.

After that, it’s just placing an enticing patina over the basics to try and get you to purchase books, supplements, and whatever else they can successfully market to you.”

I then promised I would illustrate how just about ANYTHING can be turned into a diet if you follow these simple principles.

So, without further adieu…

Game of Thrones Diet Logo
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Deciphering Diets: Paleo

If you don’t know what the Paleo Diet is here’s a quick synopsis a la Wikipedia:

“The Paleolithic diet is a modern nutritional plan based on the presumed diet of Paleolithic humans. It is based on the premise that human genetics have scarcely changed since the dawn of agriculture, which marked the end of the Paleolithic era, around 15,000 years ago, and that modern humans are adapted to the diet of the Paleolithic period.

cave-man

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